Follow the Yellow Brick Road… and Trees?

I haven't logged into Battlefield 3 for a few months(*gasp*) and I was greeted with a new feature! Yellow roads! This is so cool, I can see where I am going at high speeds and ... wait.. those trees are yellow too. Something is wrong. Very very wrong.

My nVidia drivers are up to date... so those aren't the issue. A quick Google search indicated that a Windows Update(KB2670838) is to blame.

1. Go to Control Panel 
2. Programs and Features 
3. Click on "View installed updates" on top left side 
4. Search(using the little search box in the top right) for KB2670838 
5. Once located, right click on it and click on uninstall 
6. Reboot